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Posted On: Sep. 06 2008, 3:26 PM

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I don't usually do political humour - least of all American Political Humour. But once I thought of this I couldn't resist.

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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 06 2008, 4:58 PM

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One of my Uncles lived just north of Fort Lauderdale..  He had beach front property..    

 He used to say it was a question of voting for the politicians that would cause the least damage to the people before their term was up..

 He's not with us anymore..  

    Bill..
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 06 2008, 6:27 PM

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Despite the fact that I have always voted whenever the opportunity presented itself, I am coming closer to concluding that I should refrain from voting - all it does is encourage them.

I am very much leaning towards spoiling my ballots in future elections.
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 06 2008, 6:37 PM

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I'm Back Again.. BillClarke:
 For somebody like me??   I've done that..  in the past..  

  Somehow-or-Other..  I think they are (the Spoiled Ballots) are still counted..  I believe they throw them in a pile and get the candidates to "Boob" for them like Boobing for apples..  in a big bucket.. :p  :laugh:

  What can we expect up here in our Neck of the Woods...    When is it..  October 14th..  ????

  Bill..

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  I'd like the Government to report to the people..  How much it costs the taxpayers to run an election..
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 07 2008, 2:43 AM

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Quote: (BillClarke @ Sep. 06 2008, 11:27 AM)

I should refrain from voting - all it does is encourage them.

I am very much leaning towards spoiling my ballots in future elections.

:laugh:
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 07 2008, 2:55 AM

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Let's be honest guys, this is the person we will all be voting for.

OK, the remaining Alaskan wildlife that she hasn't personally slaughtered, she's determined to drown in oil slicks.

She wants to teach our kids creationism, and in a very conservatively correct way.

She doesn't know what the plan for Iraq is, but she knows that there is a plan, and it's "God's Plan!"

But despite all that trivial stuff, we'll still vote for her, 'cos every single one of us fantasises about nailing her!     :)
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 07 2008, 4:16 AM

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Nail her? Really?? Not me.

Despite how nice the package looks I can't get past the sh!t that's inside it.

I'll take a pass on nailing her and as for voting for her... well, that's a decision I don't even get to make.
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 07 2008, 4:34 AM
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I can't get past the sh!t that's inside it


Wow - Really!? REALLY!?

That's pretty hardcore - you live in cardboard box in Alaska because of her I presume?
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 07 2008, 4:47 AM
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You guys have obviously listening/reading/watching the major media outlets, most of whom have already inaugurated and placed in office Barack "I dunno what the heck I'm gonna do. I just know I stand for CHANGE." (Gee... who doesn't?) Obama. I was quite pleasantly surprised by a LIVE interview with Mrs. Palin I saw the other day.

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The remaining Alaskan wildlife that she hasn't personally slaughtered, she's determined to drown in oil slicks.


I'm not much of a hunter myself but I certainly see nothing wrong with it IF you eat what you kill. Oil slicks? This is 2008, not 1978. I think we've learned a thing or two.

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She wants to teach our kids creationism, and in a very conservatively correct way.


Nothing wrong with that. Why not expose our children to ALL the information we can about who/what/how we are and let them learn to think for themselves?

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She doesn't know what the plan for Iraq is, but she knows that there is a plan, and it's "God's Plan!"


I've not seen her quoted on this one so I can't comment a whole lot. I personally believe God has a plan for everything and everybody. WE have the free will to muck it up and usually do.

I love you green guy!

D

PS She is a very attractive lady.  :agree:
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Skip to the previous post in this topic. Posted On: Sep. 07 2008, 6:50 PM

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I've been voting in the state and federal elections since the early 80's. It's just been in the last year or two I've realized the local elections are pretty doggone important too. As far as McCain vs Obama, I'll be voting for McCain, though in some ways, Obama doesn't worry me as much as his buddies in the Congress.
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